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Get in touch! Name: Alexander Stefan Narkiewicz E-mail: thesvenhunter@gmail.com Mobile: 07932 452 128 Pigeonhole: thesleepers messageboard Address: various Home phone: no Fax: no
FAQ's: Q: Can I hire you for a writing job, Alex? A: Yes, that's why I have this website - e-mail me Q: What do you have that other freelance writers don't have? A: Lots of free time Q: That's not really a unique selling point is it? A: No, but in terms of those, I've got so many I'm basically circular Q: You don't seem to have had many jobs Alex, why is that? A: I've had loads of jobs, what's more I've never once been fired - I just don't feel the need to let you know the route of my every paper round Q: What are those monsters doing on your website? A: They're not monsters, they're demons - talk to them, they'll tell you what they're doing Q: The colours on your website are really annoying, can you change them? A: No. Coca Cola will go blue and Tony Blair red before I change my coat of many colours Q: I get the feeling that you don't take your work very seriously, are you sure you are reliable? A: My work, whatever it may be, is the only thing I take seriously - ask anyone I ever worked for Q: How frequently are these questions asked? A: Approximately once every 30 minutes Q: What's the capital of Dubai? A: That's a trick question. Dubai is a city in the UAE
Q: Do you have any questions you'd like to ask? Just e-mail... Do
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